Worst REALTOR Photos 2

Here are my favorite 5 REALTOR photos of the past few months (thanks to everyone who sent them my way):

5. Mr. Professional

Trustworthy photo
Only $500k - No, please take more...
The photo is small… so are your chances of landing a multi-million dollar sale. I’m sure you’re a nice guy, but I’d be much more comfortable entrusting you with my Corona than a $500k deal.

4. Big Advertiser!

Working for YOU!
Working for you or against you?
Ironically this advertisement is more likely to put a “working man” out of work than it is to net a few more clients.

3. Outer Glow

REALTOR Halo
Halo of bad fortune?
Just because you can use the “outer glow” effect on your cellphone camera doesn’t mean you should. Even the photos of you on the roller coaster at a crappy summer carnival would be a better choices than this.

2. Fool me once, shame on you…

REALTOR portrait
Artistic Mistake Echo
but fool me 4 times with a plethora of tastelessness? Shame on you as well. If including this on your key promotional material isn’t career suicide enough, then surely the cheesy poses are.

1. Bus-bench Surgery

Dang...
The work of Michael Jackson's surgeon?
Probably thought no one would notice right? Wrong. You’ve simultaneously convinced me that you’re cheap, don’t pay attention to detail, and don’t have a clue about what it takes to make my house, or anything else, look good… And for that you are my DECISIVE winner! But…

Bonus

Masturbation REALTOR
Dang...
20-20 in retrospect.

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